Some things never change

Choosing the right Russian name is a real hustle

Just a sound department and their movie equipment

Watch out; Darla may steal your socks!

How can you distinguish young from older characters in Marvel movies?

Meme – What do all zombie apocalypse movies have in common except the apocalypse?

The mystery finally revealed.

Why did the film producer hire a production assistant who was always late?
Because he wanted to make sure the assistant knew the importance of a good film delay
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Paid actor? I don’t think so

When you can’t stop thinking about new ideas

That one school friend you haven’t seen in a long time

Three days later I am thinking nonstop about it, and I am trying to explain to people who pretend to understand

I thought maybe thumbs up could trick him so he could actually agree and I’d save money and, and..

Ordinary dad with a dog and long history of drinking alcohol trying to protect you by saying you have to be like everybody else, but you know you’re different, just like in October Sky

Mexico isn’t yellow enough!

I’m not skipping breakfast; you are.

Sometimes I just want to rest in…hmm chair maybe?

It’s actually a superpower